- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

whats green and lives in the water

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

steven hawking walks into a bar

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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