- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

Knock knock What?

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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