- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

fish fishy caoimhin

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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