Girls Lacrosse.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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It says so on your cap.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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