- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A gay man watches football.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

And Stephen Hawking said.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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