why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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do you have a wife?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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