"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Your girlfriend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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