Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Are you a tree

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

WOw you have no life

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

can you touch your toes? no

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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