- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

You are joking right?

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A man buys a prius

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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