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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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