Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

What? Yes.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Anti Joke

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