If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Stop me if you heard this one before.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

potatoes

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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