Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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An Artic Storm.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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