- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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