- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

well use a tissue!

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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