Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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