- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

I'm Coming

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Don't believe in Atheists.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

An Aisian failed a test

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

what looks like a banana? a penis

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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