- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Your face

did you stub your toe?

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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