- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Donald Trump

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

flavin's head

black chicken. kfc

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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