- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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