Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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