Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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