A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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