Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

I Have a Black Friend

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...