- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

rocky is here again.......................

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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