- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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