- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What do you call white trash Garbage

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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