- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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