- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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