Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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