want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Justin Beiber

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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A shark ate your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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Anti Joke

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