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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

A guy walks into a bar

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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