find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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