- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

this website even though its hilarious.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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