- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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