What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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