Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Im batman...suck it losers

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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