Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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