Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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