why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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