- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

pudding

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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