- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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