- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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