Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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This is a random Anti joke.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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