- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Turkeys are obese

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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