Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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woman's rights

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Yock

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