If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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why does column have a letter n?

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Cool Brian

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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everybody loves raymond

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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