- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Face...the other white meat!

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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