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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

The NBA and womens sports

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Adele walks into the stables

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