a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Your wife died during the delivery.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A: Knock Knock B: ...

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

thumb_up thumb_down +7

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Waseem is a hard worker.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What comes after 69? 70

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops